You know how people say, "You're okay in my book!" or "In my book that's no good!" ...? Well, I actually have -a book-! And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and you're going in the book too!
I'm Stuntman Mike. Pleased to meet you, sugar. Need a ride home?
((Independent not-very-serious ask blog based on Stuntman Mike from Death Proof, because why the hell not. Aims to be darkly comedic, at least if you've seen the movie.))